Il Codice d'Onore del Programmatore Klingon

All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this Code of Honour for software code warriors.

• Specifications are for the weak and timid.
  
• State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.
  
• One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon.
  
• Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.
  
• Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
  
• Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.
  
• Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
  
• Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a bat'leth.
  
• A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
  
• Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!