German Star Trek Commercial

Worf



Spock



Quark



Data



USS Enterprise

Obama versione Star Trek

Barack Obama versione Vulcaniano

"Live long, and prosper!"


Barack Obama versione Operations Division

Expendable...


Barack Obama versione Ferengi

"Once you have their money, you never give it back."


Barack Obama versione Borg

"You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own."


Michelle Obama versione Female Klingon

"Can I bite you?"


Michelle Obama versione Klingon: Worf

"Qapla'!"

Michelle Obama versione Klingon: Worf & Family

"I am NOT a merry man!"

Il Codice d'Onore del Programmatore Klingon

All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this Code of Honour for software code warriors.

• Specifications are for the weak and timid.
  
• State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.
  
• One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon.
  
• Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.
  
• Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
  
• Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.
  
• Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
  
• Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a bat'leth.
  
• A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
  
• Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!